November 2009
3 Easy Ways to Slim Down in College →
It’s the code that live by… well, till I get uber awesome at my kung fooz over this summer.
Can you swat a fly with a back scratcher?
I just did. I feel like a freak’n samurai now.
Damnit Clive.
Ever since I saw that short film about graphic designs that you posted, I’ve been saying the phrase “Jesus basstid christ” on a daily basis.
Blackest Night is effecting every aspect of the DC...
(web Deadpool’s feet to the floor)
Spider-Man: What’s the head of a friendly neighbourhood super-stud worth these days?
Deadpool: Not enough to justify what’s about to happen to my pedicure
(feet explode)
Deadpool: And I paid extra for the little Blackest Night symbols, too. my feets is a rainbow of power…*
[* “This is Geoff Johns and I approve this...
I'm Racist... i guess...
I’m not saying that I hate other “races”, infact, as a christian i am compelled to love my fellow brothers, blah blah blah, etc, etc. but as a person i tend to notice things about race, religion and so on, be it an established stereotype or a subtle similarity between people of the same heritage. I guess it has something to do with my Aussie-Asianisms (what ever that means). So...
It's a Joke
A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, ‘Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..’
The man was astonished and asked, ‘So what do I do with these?’
The doc replied, ‘Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other...
awesome
sounds like rain’s a comin’
“Let me see that thooooooooooong… that thong, th-thong, thong, thong.”
– Sisqo
