the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

are you and indi planning to meet? don't you live near each other?
Anonymous

theamazingindi:

pixiepienix:

isitbatman:

"don’t you live near each other?" …. hmmm nope

and yes hopefully in september, if not then in november we’ll get to meet :)

context:

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oh this is cool! 

and yeah i dunno if ‘have a giant desert between where we live’ counts as ‘close’

"The new Thor heard you were talking shit"

"The new Thor heard you were talking shit"

uwagoto:

LOL

uwagoto:

LOL

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

I just went through the horrendous experience of “Translating” Iggy Azalea’s song Fancy to my dad

He loves the song apparently. Doesn’t know a single word that Iggy says. Still loves it though.

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In his defence, even though English is his second language he is exceptionally good at speaking and understanding English (he was educated in an English private school). He’s also had 25+ years of experience in Australian English. I’m not surprised he’s confused by the sound of American Ebonic vernacular coming out of the mouth of a white Australian girl.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Teases His Role In The DC Cinematic Universe

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In an interview with Total Film about his upcoming film, Hercules, Dwayne Johnson was asked about what DC character he’d most like to play. While he first tried to dodge the question, he ended dropping a HUGE hint about which character he has been meeting DC about and also revealed that there will be an announcement soon. The most recent rumour was that he was up for the role of Darkseid but looks like his role will be that of a hero.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Total Film interview

I don’t think that many people realise how many DC hero characters can not only throw-down with Superman, but basically have identical move sets. I’d love to see the Rock as Captain Marvel/SHAZAM, I really want it to  happen, but it isn’t the only possibility. Here’s a short list of male DC heroes off the top of my head that basically has powersets similar to Superman’s:

- Martian Manhunter

- Mon El

- Icon

- Supernova

so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?
Anonymous

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases??? 

Put a “∞” in my Ask Box and I’ll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

ninjamooseofthemist:

ninjamooseofthemist:

tHIS GERMAN GIRL WANTED A HORSE BUT HER PARENTS SAID NO SO SHE TRAINED UP HER COW

this is important to me i need you all to see it

Dishonour on you. Dishonour on your family. Dishonour on your cow.

sochiximbashful:

cudrage:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃

Wow

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now

itscalledfashionlookitup:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

echarping:

I want everyone to know that this was taken by a white male.

yes unfortunately i am indeed a white male

for now