Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Best literary analysis ever.
"i’m not white i’m greek"
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to
and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
Imagine the internal conflict Peter would be feeling if JJJ was telling him this after handing over his nudes. "But sir, those ARE pictures of Spider-Man" **porn soundtrack plays as fanfic writers run wild**
That’s A Lot Of Freedom
Aaaah, it all makes sense now. Always wondered why a chunk of western Canada was considered US territory.
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Will Smith actually got younger
Erm Hugh jackman
9 years ago:
you guys are forgetting the most important one though
24 years ago:
Can I bring this meme back?
When he was talking about his parents…
It’s called ‘peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets’, and they’re delicious.
I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.